zombie day

A day in which you are tired, disorganized and unable to get anything significant or productive done. Your to-do list doesn’t get any shorter on this day. zombies, undead, dead, unproductive, to-do list, get-r-done, the walking dead, walkers

It is 6pm and I haven’t gotten anything productive done. Today, was my zombie day!

zombie day by joecoolthefool October 30, 2018

Jesus Zombie Day 

Easter to us mere mortals. The day he became the living dead

Jaster had a nice Jesus Zombie Day with no shot gun in sight

Jesus Zombie Day by Jaster Mereel May 15, 2007

Walk Like A Zombie Day 

Every 13th of oct. is walk like a zombie day. Wlzd is canncelled if locally there is fog, if it is friday and/or there is a full moon ( to decrease zombie attacks). Walk like a Zombie you do not have to speak like one but you may.

What the hell is up with you - Bob
Its the 13th of october - John
OHHHHHH walk like a zombie day- Bob

Walk Like A Zombie Day by Ian M October 15, 2005

National Zombie Day 

Celebrated on July 7th, we honor our nations soon-to-be-coming zombie attack, and watch our favorite zombie movies with pride. In which case everyone must remember that shooting or hitting zombies in the head is the only thing to stop them during an attack.

WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.

Tom - "Hey, look it's national zombie day!"
Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"
Tom - "Okay!"
Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."
Jeff - (shoots child in the head)
Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."
Jeff - "It was no problem."

National Zombie Day by TwitchyTeh1337 July 7, 2008

Talk Like a Zombie Day 

April 1, 2010. Talk like a Zombie day is a lot like Talk like a Pirate Day, but lets face it. Randomly sounding like a zombie in the middle of a sentence is way cooler than going 'aar'.
Wherever you are in the world, all you need to do to celebrate Talk like a Zombie Day is occasionally to insert unintelligible syllables like "grrrraaaaggh" or "aaaeeeeggg" into your speech. Arms held straight out in front and tilted head with drooling mouth and blank stare are bonus but optional. Think 'Shawn of the Dead.' And , morning pre-coffee syndrome is the perfect camouflage for the subtle zombie imitation.

"Happy Talk Like a Zombie Day! I'm graaarghggggh so hungry I could just eat some braaaaaaiiinns"

Talk Like a Zombie Day by ArchaeoAD March 29, 2010

national zombie day 

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him

Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN

national zombie day by trollerspy December 14, 2021

Zombie Jesus Day 

Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...

Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*

Zombie Jesus Day by RhapsodyEternal April 24, 2007