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Insomnia induced by taking Zoloft. Usually caused by starting or restarting the medication.
Guy 1: I slept a total of 8 hours over the past week. I feel like a zombie.
Guy 2: Rough, why? Wife put you on the couch?
Guy 1: I got the Zomnia.
Zomnia by Kilokahn October 7, 2009
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A friendship between two people during a zombie apocalypse. Has been known to happen between men and women or couples of the same gender. Normally an argument must happen for them to admit their true friendship or the death of one by zombie kill.
Chip and Bernie are not only awesome zombie killers but they are a true zomance that keeps them safe.

Those guys wives are jealous of their zomance, they just don't understand it.
Zomance by MelodyPepe July 1, 2012
a very handsome man . Everyone's favourite. someone who can sing very well and have a good personality .
I want to marry zamani right now ! !
Zamani by zamani slam July 21, 2019

zumanity 

A Cirque du Soleil show located in Las Vegas. It is the first (And currently the only0 'adult' themed show, featuring cabaret-style dancing and other mature themes. It is one of several resident shows in Vegas including 'O','Ka','LOVE'and ,'Mystère'

It's name is a play on the words 'Zoo' and 'humanity' which ties into it's theme of 'the human zoo'
'Zumanity' is the only Cirque show where the audience has to be at least 18 years old to attend.
zumanity by Alish Kin December 14, 2008

Zooanimal 

A person that can withstand days of partying (large volumes of alcohol, usually accompanied by even larger amounts of cocaine) - usually without sleep or food.

Behavior that shows not only can you excel in the real world, but you can transform into A complete reckless runaway train, heading right for a cliff, with no brakes - and you LOVE it!

One of the select mortals that can achieve perfection, then redefine perfection without trying.
Whenever Francis and Michael get together - Mother better have plenty of beer, tissues, and cocaine, because the zoo animals have got out again.

Polly just wrapped up a meeting on Friday to the board, then transformed into a zooanimal character of Thomas the train - "I think I can put my body through harder training than last time - otherwise, I don't want this body. Sam told her to pump the brakes, he replied with " What the fuck are brakes"
Zooanimal by Zooanimal November 22, 2011

zomnificent

1 (adj) orgasmic, seductive, titillating, moan-inducing
2 (n) a monotone vegan who gets off at debating about politics
1. Oh your throbbing rod is so zomnificent.
2. Hello. My name is Zomnificent. I do not like George W. Bush.
zomnificent by ThugZomni December 29, 2003