When you meet a Zaman, mark your calendar, as Zaman is irreplaceable. A Zaman is by far one of the most intelligent and charming people that you will ever meet. With inherent leadership qualities, and a loving heart underneath a handsome exterior, Zaman will do anything for the person he cares about. He has a certain resilience in the face of adversity that some can only wish to possess, and a distinct sense of humor that makes any situation involving a Zaman an unforgettable experience. If you are ever given the privilege of meeting a Zaman, hold him close, as most people can only aspire to make half the impression that he does.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."