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Zolved
Puny Human: ohhh snap this screw is stripped WTF do I do?
Jesus Christ: no problem mere mortal I saw an article on lifehacker.com showing how to remove a stripped screw using a rubber band over the tip of your screwdriver!
Puny Human: freaking sweet that worked. Thanks Jesus!
Jesus Christ: Problem ZOLVED!!!!
Jesus Christ: no problem mere mortal I saw an article on lifehacker.com showing how to remove a stripped screw using a rubber band over the tip of your screwdriver!
Puny Human: freaking sweet that worked. Thanks Jesus!
Jesus Christ: Problem ZOLVED!!!!
Zolved by Thompsonlive April 30, 2011
zolezzi
zolezzi by Krista Marie May 6, 2006
Zolazoid
A vexed person who's facial expression never changes.
They never say anything and are very mysterious and ... VEXED
The only emotion they ever show is how vexed they are.
They stare at you when your not watching.
And the king of zolazoids plays DDR.
There favourite colour is purple :D
They never say anything and are very mysterious and ... VEXED
The only emotion they ever show is how vexed they are.
They stare at you when your not watching.
And the king of zolazoids plays DDR.
There favourite colour is purple :D
Person 1: Hey wow that guy looks vexed!
person 2: Of course he looks vexed he's a zolazoid!
person 3:What the hell is a zolazoid?
person 2: Oh have you never been on urban dictonary?
person 2: Of course he looks vexed he's a zolazoid!
person 3:What the hell is a zolazoid?
person 2: Oh have you never been on urban dictonary?
Zolazoid by never know? January 13, 2009
zolzaya
Perfect name for a beautiful girl. People who have this name most likely succeed in life, cause meaning of the name is good fortune.
zolzaya
Name meaning GOOD FORTUNE. FEMALE NAME.The best person you will ever meet. SHE is sweet,sexy,smart,attractive,weird,playful, and can be shy when you first meet her but then never shuts up after you know her for a while.SHE can be the best friend you've ever had or a great girlfriend. Never let go if you find someone name zoey because they are kind big hearted people that will make you feel loved.
Zolzaya is very nice girl
Zolaz
Zolaz by Sodium cute March 26, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026