Zolaz

One who reaches the highest level of gaming, by exceeding the average videogame player's skill.

"Bro, you're a freaking zolaz at Call of Duty!"

Zolaz by Sodium cute March 26, 2017

Zolayla 

Simply the coolest most helpful person ever.

Super awesome.

Hey guys I just met a girl named Zolayla and it was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.

Zolayla by uthnar January 9, 2011

zelazenhooch 

Although not the same in nature, the afforementioned word is indeed related to a gutty zelaz.

You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.

Man you wont believe what just happened to me. Some gay guy tried to rape me in the forest.. thankfully i got away with some free weed n bogies... goddamn zelazenhooch..

zelazenhooch by db squirtin November 26, 2010

Zola 

It is the best girl ever you will meet. She is cheerful, nice, gorgeous, cute and humble. She loves animals, especially dogs. She is always in a good mood and she share her happiness with her friends and familiars. She is so always sleepy, but she can kick your ass playing ball. She loves food, especially Spanish food, such as Jamon Serrano or Spanish Tortilla. She is perfect.

Boy 1 - Have you ever met Zola?
Boy 2 - No, but people told me that she is gorgeous

Zola by cuteguy April 14, 2015

ZolaOnAOL

An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.

ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?

ZolaOnAOL by BaChompBaChewyChewyChomp January 18, 2006

Roman Zolanski 

Nicki Minaj's alter-ego, Roman Zolnaski, best know for rapping in "Bottoms Up" and "Roman's Revenge". Has orange hair and wears a black bodysuit.

Person 1: Damn that Nicki Minaj's made up a lot of crazy stuff
Person 2 : Yeah like Roman Zolanski

Roman Zolanski by let me use my dang pseudonym November 16, 2010

gutty zelaz 

when you go camping with all guys and attempt to perform gutty sexual tactics upon them. you take them out into the bush with promise's of blunts but really all you get is a mental scar for the rest of your now tainted life. very similar but not unlike a gutty tinsly

eli and chris ball at lions valley , phillip zelazny attempted to wheel them both and failed, thus sending him into a very sad career of bad stand up comedy and roaming sunday in a lepord print gimp suit. this is an exellent example of a "gutty zelaz"

gutty zelaz by wu tang 420 January 10, 2010