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Zolven: noun - A state of empowered tranquility achieved through inner strength and resilience. It signifies the ability to find calm and serenity in the face of challenges, harnessing one's determination to navigate through adversity. "Zolven" represents the balanced fusion of courage and composure, inspiring a sense of poise and confidence in overcoming obstacles.
In the storms of life, channel your Zolven energy to remain composed and courageous
Zolven by Seraphix Core August 15, 2023
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To solve a problem by using the Internet.
Puny Human: ohhh snap this screw is stripped WTF do I do?

Jesus Christ: no problem mere mortal I saw an article on lifehacker.com showing how to remove a stripped screw using a rubber band over the tip of your screwdriver!

Puny Human: freaking sweet that worked. Thanks Jesus!

Jesus Christ: Problem ZOLVED!!!!
Zolved by Thompsonlive April 30, 2011
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A character in the anime, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures. Throughout the series, this character grows intellect and plots in upmost secrecy his plans for a utopia: a world with no flaw. Interestingly enough, his plans turn rather malevolent. Miraculously, however, the support of a community of Arcane Reborn both physically and psychologically strengthens Zolten into the fierce, independent young laddo he is today.
Friend 1: I remember when you first came to this school. You’re such a Zolten. You were originally a bully who listened to nobody, and now, you’re a sweet empathetic person
Friend 2: *floshed*
Zolten by Vyridic November 18, 2019
To insert three or more penises into ones butt-hole
Hey Rob, did you all zolten last night?
zolten by butt-fuck? January 31, 2014

ZOVEN HOODIE 

/CEO EDITION/

Origin: Super•fly

A clothing article made for the sedulous leader that believes in figuring out of a way after every door closes.

A wardrobe worn by the person who manifests positivity and holds themselves accountable in every situation.

A garment made for the purpose driven individual that understands that smaller circles often get the bigger picture…

(www.zovenvending.com)
“I’m stepping out in my Zoven Hoodie
ZOVEN HOODIE by CEO DEZ November 23, 2021

Zolenskyism

Somebody like the Ukrainian President, Zolensky.

2: Somebody funny, ( a Zolenskyist )
The zolenskyism of Patrick Star filled the audiotorium.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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