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Zolven: noun - A state of empowered tranquility achieved through inner strength and resilience. It signifies the ability to find calm and serenity in the face of challenges, harnessing one's determination to navigate through adversity. "Zolven" represents the balanced fusion of courage and composure, inspiring a sense of poise and confidence in overcoming obstacles.
In the storms of life, channel your Zolven energy to remain composed and courageous
Zolven by Seraphix Core August 15, 2023
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To solve a problem by using the Internet.
Puny Human: ohhh snap this screw is stripped WTF do I do?

Jesus Christ: no problem mere mortal I saw an article on lifehacker.com showing how to remove a stripped screw using a rubber band over the tip of your screwdriver!

Puny Human: freaking sweet that worked. Thanks Jesus!

Jesus Christ: Problem ZOLVED!!!!
Zolved by Thompsonlive April 30, 2011
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A character in the anime, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures. Throughout the series, this character grows intellect and plots in upmost secrecy his plans for a utopia: a world with no flaw. Interestingly enough, his plans turn rather malevolent. Miraculously, however, the support of a community of Arcane Reborn both physically and psychologically strengthens Zolten into the fierce, independent young laddo he is today.
Friend 1: I remember when you first came to this school. You’re such a Zolten. You were originally a bully who listened to nobody, and now, you’re a sweet empathetic person
Friend 2: *floshed*
Zolten by Vyridic November 18, 2019
To insert three or more penises into ones butt-hole
Hey Rob, did you all zolten last night?
zolten by butt-fuck? January 31, 2014

ZOVEN HOODIE 

/CEO EDITION/

Origin: Super•fly

A clothing article made for the sedulous leader that believes in figuring out of a way after every door closes.

A wardrobe worn by the person who manifests positivity and holds themselves accountable in every situation.

A garment made for the purpose driven individual that understands that smaller circles often get the bigger picture…

(www.zovenvending.com)
“I’m stepping out in my Zoven Hoodie”
ZOVEN HOODIE by CEO DEZ November 23, 2021

Zolenskyism

Somebody like the Ukrainian President, Zolensky.

2: Somebody funny, ( a Zolenskyist )
The zolenskyism of Patrick Star filled the audiotorium.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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