zoised 

drunk, high, excited, foolish.

dan: bitch i was so zoised last night!
maddi: me too bitch!

zoised by zoisedqueen May 27, 2018

zoosed up 

The most amazing feeling ever!!!

Smoke a blunt, smoke a bong, drink some beer, pop some pills, get ZOOSED UP!!!!

zoosed up by Randell & Paul February 4, 2009

ZoSed

ZoSed (pronounced "zossed" - and that might be a more practical spelling)- A well publicized and anticipated action that has been built up by the performer which dramatically crashes in burns in a way that was expected (by the "audience"), but still manages to disappoint. Comes from a corruption of an abbreviation for Zenimax Online Studios, and in particular refers to multiple attempts to "fix", "update" or improve the functionality of a large online game and then the result is that things get much much worse. To some extent is is already in informal use, and variants include "ZoSing".

I was really looking forward to the Fallout 76 update, but we got Zosed again.

ZoSed by Newtinmpls April 21, 2020

zoined 

another term for excited

delaney doesnt seem very zoined...
christine is way to zoined for tonight

zoined by Delstine Portiz September 6, 2010

zoixed 

to find yourself; i.e. to feel at home and comfortable with who you are.

the day when i have zoixed will be wonderful.

zoixed by v3iled. August 5, 2020

Zoiedmeld 

A word meaning a cracked screen

My iPhone screen is zoiedmeld

Zoiedmeld by Worm1011 February 22, 2011

Zosed

Subtle; passive aggressive way of saying you got blacked out.

"My bad I missed your phonecall I was zosed on my birthday"

Zosed by Zosed February 10, 2021