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zoined
zoined by Delstine Portiz September 6, 2010
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Zoiedmeld
zoided
after studying for countless hours for college finals. your brain has turned to a humus like substance. and all motor functions are noticably impared.
after looking over 15 chapters of accounting and not comprehending any of it we drank beer and realized that you must always debit cash.
zoided by donovan gravlee December 13, 2004
zoiladiego
a couple who will start world war 3 but after the nuclear reaction is done with they can be the sweetest most charming couple that will make you go awwwhhhhhhhh! zoila is the sweetest bitch you will ever meet ;) diego is knows how to treat his girl right..guys should learn from him :) okay have a nice time in van nuys :)
zoiladiego in the middle of van nuys
zoila:fuck youu!
diego:when?!!
zoila:hell nawwwwwww...what the fuck? whatchu think im talkin about!
diego:come on baby ;)
zoila:awwhhhh okay okay
zoila:fuck youu!
diego:when?!!
zoila:hell nawwwwwww...what the fuck? whatchu think im talkin about!
diego:come on baby ;)
zoila:awwhhhh okay okay
zoiladiego by lucy shane August 6, 2012
zoised
zoised by zoisedqueen May 27, 2018
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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