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A peice of shit(POS) car that has something on it such as a very large spoiler or plastic spinning hubcaps and often a loud annoying muffler

Homey daisle.. did you see that zoester

zoester by Todd513 July 24, 2006

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Zester

A fart that burns coming out, clears the room and makes others gag.

"I just let a zester go"

"Man that zester really put me down"

Zester by HOT'N'ZESTY May 4, 2009

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zoesperia

A really pretty an funny mutual!!

Zoesperia is awesome!!!

zoesperia by -one of her mutuals :) July 2, 2021

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Hot Zester

A very smelly fart. It can be loud or silent, but it is always very potent.

John dropped a hot zester and a flock of birds fell out of the sky

Hot Zester by Dr. Peanuts December 17, 2008

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Ol Lemon Zester

When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.

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After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester

Ol Lemon Zester by Misterbater August 14, 2019

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Zoetermeer

A place in the Netherlands nearby Den Haag aka The Hague.

I live in Zoetermeer

Zoetermeer by Bond, James Bond Blonde August 14, 2009

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Zester Jest

Zester Jest is an American super hero donning a black fedora, red jacket, and a pickaxe from the videogame "Minecraft". This hero is most known for drinking heavy amounts of energy drinks, and appearing in a YouTube parody video.

My favorite super hero is Zester Jest!

Zester Jest by AceNX May 23, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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