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cases: zoan (present tense verb), zoaned *zo-and* (past tense verb), zoanic *zo-aynic* (adjective)

to zoan, is to ponder something radically fantastic (in most cases also unrealistic)

to have zoaned is to concieve the final product of the amazing pondering. if your zoaning hasn't yet resulted in a final zoanic thought or idea then you would say "i was zoaning" as opposed to "i zoaned"

zoanic the describing word describing an idea that was zoaned or something that could have been zoaned but achieved through mere imagining
i'm zoaning a mystical creature that lives in the earths core. its a living tree that's flowers are intense 100000000 degree celcius flowers

the name is derived from two brilliant zoanic geniuses of contemplative awesomeness
zoan by Boofah September 19, 2010
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one of the three types of devil fruit in the popular manga one piece. these fruits allows the user to transform into a particular species, if they are eaten by their named species they have no effect
Human-Human Fruit eaten by Tony Tony Chopper the straw hats first and only zoan user
Zoan by K.O.O.P Aussie June 15, 2013
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Zoanne is a beautiful young woman! She is strong and always goes with her heart. She can be mean but she is really nice too💗
Zoanne is the sweetest girl but at the same time the meanest😂
zoanne by maddiboo March 27, 2015

zoanthropic 

having a form that is partly human and partly animal; therianthropic
The centaur is a mythical zoanthropic creature.
zoanthropic by uttam maharjan January 4, 2010
I hate her she act like a zoantae.
zoantae by Aka Aerospace February 10, 2017

zoanthropy 

This is an interesting term! It refers to a person who has delusions that they are a form of animal or that they have changed into an animal or even having any relations with any form of animal.
Guy #1: "Yo bro! Last night that hedgehog was banging like a biscuit!"

Guy #2: "enjoy the way it tasted then, yeah bro?"

Guy #1: "Whatta you think?" *WINK*

-ZOANTHROPY-
zoanthropy by Warrick Hunt June 14, 2021
An exaggerated way of saying "Don't".
Me: "UNT UNN. NOT YOA TAKING MY LOOT. ZOANT ZOO DEE."
Friend: "tehe."
ZOANT by Queen <3 September 28, 2021
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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