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cases: zoan (present tense verb), zoaned *zo-and* (past tense verb), zoanic *zo-aynic* (adjective)

to zoan, is to ponder something radically fantastic (in most cases also unrealistic)

to have zoaned is to concieve the final product of the amazing pondering. if your zoaning hasn't yet resulted in a final zoanic thought or idea then you would say "i was zoaning" as opposed to "i zoaned"

zoanic the describing word describing an idea that was zoaned or something that could have been zoaned but achieved through mere imagining
i'm zoaning a mystical creature that lives in the earths core. its a living tree that's flowers are intense 100000000 degree celcius flowers

the name is derived from two brilliant zoanic geniuses of contemplative awesomeness
zoan by Boofah September 19, 2010
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one of the three types of devil fruit in the popular manga one piece. these fruits allows the user to transform into a particular species, if they are eaten by their named species they have no effect
Human-Human Fruit eaten by Tony Tony Chopper the straw hats first and only zoan user
Zoan by K.O.O.P Aussie June 15, 2013
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Zoanne is a beautiful young woman! She is strong and always goes with her heart. She can be mean but she is really nice too💗
Zoanne is the sweetest girl but at the same time the meanest😂
zoanne by maddiboo March 27, 2015

zoanthropic 

having a form that is partly human and partly animal; therianthropic
The centaur is a mythical zoanthropic creature.
zoanthropic by uttam maharjan January 4, 2010
An ugly ass, bitch ass, piece of shit.
I hate her she act like a zoantae.
zoantae by Aka Aerospace February 10, 2017

zoanthropy 

This is an interesting term! It refers to a person who has delusions that they are a form of animal or that they have changed into an animal or even having any relations with any form of animal.
Guy #1: "Yo bro! Last night that hedgehog was banging like a biscuit!"

Guy #2: "enjoy the way it tasted then, yeah bro?"

Guy #1: "Whatta you think?" *WINK*

-ZOANTHROPY-
zoanthropy by Warrick Hunt June 14, 2021
An exaggerated way of saying "Don't".
Me: "UNT UNN. NOT YOA TAKING MY LOOT. ZOANT ZOO DEE."
Friend: "tehe."
ZOANT by Queen <3 September 28, 2021
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