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liberal zombie 

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.
The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.
liberal zombie by BWM,VA June 1, 2014

Zombie-Proofing 

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.
Zombie-Proofing by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013

phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.
Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious
phone zombie by jkkstyle June 13, 2013

Smartphone-Zombie 

A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.
Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.

Zombie Crush 

Having a genuine crush on someone who's dead.
I don't care that Rita Hayworth is dead! I love her anyway--it's a hardcore Zombie Crush.
Zombie Crush by Phuqit July 3, 2010

Consumer-zombie 

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend
Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."
Consumer-zombie by Schwarnold January 20, 2010