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A person that has mastered the art of stupidity.
"Zak's level of stupidity has never failed to astonish me, he's such a zkoomer. "
ZKOOMER by Ziishow August 22, 2021
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Baby Zkoz 

State College, PA based urban recording artist currently signed under the 2306 label.
Broke into the hip hop scene in late 2004 with the dropping of the highly touted "New Revolutionz" album and international hit track "Tenement B*tch."
Quickly gained recognition for his ability to blend feelings of pain and anguish of life in poverty with jaw-dropping lyrics and club banging beats.
Made the controversial choice to remain underground in early 2005.
Boasts an almost cult-like following of fans, pledging their alleagance to his work.
Other works include the holiday album "Atheist Crimace" and follow up "Atheist Sunday" freestyle recordings.
New Album projected for release in Dec. 2005 focuses on Baby Zkoz's affinity for blowing marijuana smoke, bearing the name "Old Faithful."
"Baby Zkoz's new album is so ill it made me wanna kill myself"

"Ya'll hear the new Baby Zkoz album drops Dec. 22?!?"

"Nah, Baby Zkoz ain't really a baby, go 'head and check out that massive dong."
Baby Zkoz by 2306 Records February 19, 2005
How the Kardashian’s would spell the world “cool”. An urban twist on the comminly used word. It’s literallt just pronounced “cool.”
Golly gee, I just took the most fab nude selfie. Feeling so zkoqoly.
Gamer and or someone who is dedicated to many things that are found valuable and cherished.
Man that guy is a Zkoop02. I heard he plays games and he’s also in band
zkoop02 by Zkoop02 September 23, 2021

Zkoalminer 

A zkoalminer is a person who is like a negative indicator. Every time they buy an asset, it decreases in value
Every time they make a trade it falls
Mostly used regarding financial assets
Don’t follow that guy trades. He is a zkoalminer. His stock trades are guaranteed to fall upon purchase.
Real negative indicator he is
Zkoalminer by 4liberianman January 1, 2022
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