Ziptard 

An incompetent person who is driving a Zipcar.

"The ziptard abruptly hit his brakes and proceeded to make a sudden U-turn without using his indicator."
"The ziptard nosed her rental Prius into the parking spot and became very confused, blocking traffic behind her. She clearly was not aware of the concept of parallel parking."

Ziptard by Word2yourmother February 26, 2015

ziptard 

One who has significant difficulty opening or closing resealable plastic bags.

The unfortunate ziptard struggled with the ziplock baggie of shredded cheese before handing it to her spouse.

ziptard by knuckledragger September 11, 2009

ziotard

A Zionist who has their head so far up their ass that they are unable to reason beyond the constraints of their IDF-supplied Hasbara script.

Hey Danny, can you help me respond to some of these comments on my post? All of a sudden I have like 20 ziotards commenting and I can't keep up.

ziotard by mrmane2000 December 13, 2023

ziotard

When your unbridled support of Zionism makes you are a retard.

That dude talks really fast so people will think he's smart, but he's actually just a Ziotard.

ziotard by Nosferat2 December 14, 2023

ziotard

A person that stays silent and enables a genocide.

Person A: I don’t want to take sides.
Person B: By staying silent you’re choosing the side of the oppressor, ziotard.

ziotard by tke February 5, 2024

Ziotard

A typical insensitive person who is much focused in occupng other's belongings and claiming it to be his own (or) An insensitive illegal occupier.

1) My Ziotard neighbor consistently borrowed items without asking and claimed them as if they were originally his own.

2) The Ziotard's possessiveness extended beyond property boundaries, as he often entered tenants' apartments without permission, treating their belongings as his own.

Ziotard by Mylifemyrules March 10, 2024

ziotard

a derogatory term combining "zionist" and "retard".

You are ziotard.

ziotard by jmfpttrtts May 10, 2024