zaptard

someone so retarded it is brain melting

''You're such a fucking zaptard.''

by NotAZaptard July 27, 2025

zaptar

A term for vaporized marijuana, especially after use in the volcano and normally collected in a container or jar. Saved for later use to make cannabutter.

Person 1: "Yo, where's the zaptar?"
Person 2: "Zaptar that guy!"

by ooloo April 4, 2006

Zastard

What stupid little christian kids say instead of bastard.

Person 1 "Damn, that ass is smoking hot!"
Person 2 "Dude that's weird, you creepy Zastard!"

by whitebearbro March 17, 2012

Ziptard

An incompetent person who is driving a Zipcar.

"The ziptard abruptly hit his brakes and proceeded to make a sudden U-turn without using his indicator."
"The ziptard nosed her rental Prius into the parking spot and became very confused, blocking traffic behind her. She clearly was not aware of the concept of parallel parking."

by Word2yourmother February 26, 2015

ziptard

One who has significant difficulty opening or closing resealable plastic bags.

The unfortunate ziptard struggled with the ziplock baggie of shredded cheese before handing it to her spouse.

by knuckledragger September 11, 2009

Zapatard

Zapatard: refers to someone who is a fan, likes or loves zapata, who is a well known Lithuanian in a Discord server known as world roleplay, along with Arianas, who is the second most popular one. This word was coined by a Georgian called "FastToflash", who first said it when he called a Belarusian called "SimBelaruski" a "zapatard" when he was chatting and messing with zapata.

Tsk, Zawen must be a huge zapatard.

by joeIina April 28, 2023