Ziomkowski

a total badass polock with the biggest set of diesel limbs you've ever personally seen. he probably is surrounded by great friends he refers to as his "broskis". can also be a she. in the case of a female ziomkowski she is probably the smartest chick you've ever seen and you dont want to mess with her because her broskis will kill you. she can bake and make bridges using her mind. ziomkowskis never quit. win. lax.

That ziomkowski was so good at everything...its like hes perfect.

The ziomkowski family is so much sexier and so much welathier than us.

Ziomkowski by PoLiShMaN54 September 12, 2011

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zionkowski

Conveyance of the obvious or that which is not very effectively disguised.

The zionkowski principle has exposed the reality of those masked with transparent disguises. Busted!

zionkowski by tg_dg_NaAug December 16, 2007

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Ziomkowski • zionkowski • Ziolkowski • ziobrowski

zionkowski

A flowing ski formation which works best with large crowds or herds of skiers.

The Bolsher family is attempting a zionkowski maneuver down the mountain.

zionkowski by syags October 28, 2007

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Ziolkowski

One who is overly subordinate, in a sexually submissive fashion, to their mother regardless of age.

Dan's mom sure drags him around by the embylical cord, what a Ziolkowski.

Ziolkowski by kingsfan1422 June 29, 2006

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ziobrowski

an incredibly stubborn person, very nosey and will do anything to gather information

A nosey person sometimes classified by horrible hair

ziobrowski by Xena January 13, 2005

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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