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Ziomkowski 

a total badass polock with the biggest set of diesel limbs you've ever personally seen. he probably is surrounded by great friends he refers to as his "broskis". can also be a she. in the case of a female ziomkowski she is probably the smartest chick you've ever seen and you dont want to mess with her because her broskis will kill you. she can bake and make bridges using her mind. ziomkowskis never quit. win. lax.
That ziomkowski was so good at everything...its like hes perfect.

The ziomkowski family is so much sexier and so much welathier than us.
Ziomkowski by PoLiShMaN54 September 12, 2011
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zionkowski

Conveyance of the obvious or that which is not very effectively disguised.
The zionkowski principle has exposed the reality of those masked with transparent disguises. Busted!
zionkowski by tg_dg_NaAug December 16, 2007
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zionkowski

A flowing ski formation which works best with large crowds or herds of skiers.
The Bolsher family is attempting a zionkowski maneuver down the mountain.
zionkowski by syags October 28, 2007

Ziolkowski 

One who is overly subordinate, in a sexually submissive fashion, to their mother regardless of age.
Dan's mom sure drags him around by the embylical cord, what a Ziolkowski.
Ziolkowski by kingsfan1422 June 29, 2006

ziobrowski

an incredibly stubborn person, very nosey and will do anything to gather information
A nosey person sometimes classified by horrible hair
ziobrowski by Xena January 13, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026