When a man with a big ol wiener sits upon a corrupt politician caked in feces and urine. The man then proceeds to spoonfeed baking soda to the corrupt politician and then douse him in gasoline. The man then licks the gasoline-doused politician and eats several lit matches. The mans insides burst into flames and he runs into a slaughterhouse, cooking all of the meat inside. Used in Guy Fieri's Big Fat Stupid Rat Barbecue Competition of 2024 by Ballsack McFinnigan to have sexual intercourse with Guy Fieri's wife. After having sexual intercourse with Guy Fieri's wife, he stuck a finger in his tight little Guy Fierihole.

We need to ban zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburgers! Zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburgers killed my grandma!

Zinglebongleeatingmyphonecheeseburger by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025

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zingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ZEBRA anal hairs, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts. Compared to human dingleberries, zingleberries are much larger and usually lead to serious health complications with the Zebra.

Gurt: Yo your zebra has a dingleberry!
Yo: I think you mean my zebra has a zingleberry.
Yogurt: Yo.

zingleberry by berryfinder May 2, 2025

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