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A dumbo who has no friends but is funny as hell. Lives in a McDonald’s dumpster and is a night creature. If u have a zhaiden run for ur life .
Some person:Who’s that kid in the dumpster there?
Me: oh dw that’s zhaiden
zhaiden by Urlocalemokid November 20, 2021
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A happy-go-lucky male with ambition, determination, and a hot head. A Zaiden will always be able to make you smile. Also, they are very handsome creatures with lots of athletic ability.
Did you see that dunk last night? That was so sick it was Zaiden.
Zaiden by zaiden's mom February 5, 2010
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Zaiden is just daddy material. My daughter could date Zaiden any day. I wouldn’t care if Zaiden were to cheat on my wife or my daughter. Zaiden is my king. Did I mention he has the biggest and juiciest cock ever. Everyone needs to get a man named Zaiden.
Zaiden is my dad but not biological.
Zaiden by Zaiden’s dad November 24, 2021
You see, Zhaeden is a person known by thousands but not by heart. And a Zhaeden is an amazing person, he'll keep secrets, be there when u need em, if u need a nigga knocked out he'll do it. He loyal and trust worthy enough to the point that he wont tell your mom ur pregnant or if u need that sharpie you dropped at lunch. He's has many friends but at the end of the day no one hits him up lol. he very funny and is enjoyable around anyone. He one lover boy when it comes to relationships, he'll spoil you more than the parents do for him. He is an overall good guy, Lei Ann hmu lol
Yo that nigga Zhaeden said he at yo mama house, he jokin tho lol.
Zhaeden by Ya bishh November 19, 2019
A super sexy machine and a pussy magnets and gets all the hoes
He sooooooo sexy I wanna fuck him that’s zaiden
Zaiden by Hayaustin May 1, 2020
A Handsome Guy That Deserves Everything. Especially When Grandma Sandy Or Aunt Brittany Say No. They Are Just Jealous That They Can't Have A Big Booty Like Zaiden's. Zaiden Is Super Hot Has An Annoying Brother Reese, Annoying Brother Darien, Annoying Brother Chance, and A Pretty Cool Sister Named Jaelynn. He deserves A Very Pretty And Great Personality Girl. He May Break All His Hoes Hearts' Especially His Main Chris. His Aunt Brittany Loves to Flirt With Old Men And Really Like Saggy Balls. His Grandmother Sandy Always Has Pain, She is Super Old, She's Like 138 Years Old But Somehow She Still Manages To Live. His Dad Is The Best Dad And His Mom Is Alrighty Mighty MEAN. All His Brothers try To Beat Him Up But They Can't Because They Are WEAK. His Main Chick Brooklyn Deserves Him.
Zaiden Is SO SO SOOOO Hot Like OMG look at his butt Its Just So Big Like OMGGGGG!
Zaiden by John Flips August 29, 2019
Zaiden is one of the best people you will ever meet. You can trust her with anything. She will be there when you need her the most. She is the person who will brighten up your day.
Zaiden is the person I trust the most, she is the greatest friend I have ever had.
Zaiden by Un1c0rnGummyB34r152 November 12, 2019
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