to be considerably drunk, stoned, or broken. also, when someone's eyes are zerked, they are exrtemely blood red and it is obvious they are under the influence.
by indiana Kay November 01, 2007
by SSFred April 30, 2010
Car owner: Are there any grease fittings on a 2009 Corolla that need to be lubricated as a part of the standard lube-oil-filter work?
Mechanic: Your Corolla does not have any grease zerks for you to lube.
Mechanic: Your Corolla does not have any grease zerks for you to lube.
by humblepiece January 07, 2021
n. A portmanteau of zero and jerk. A zerk is the kickback that you get when you accelerate from rest or come to a complete stop while driving. A zerk can be strong or weak depending on your acceleration.
v. Zerking is the act of causing a zerk.
v. Zerking is the act of causing a zerk.
New drivers always zerk at stop signs.
I can't stand riding public transportation. If you're standing, you get thrown all over the place from all of the zerks.
I can't stand riding public transportation. If you're standing, you get thrown all over the place from all of the zerks.
by SteelSch December 04, 2010
by TheCoolGeek8 January 22, 2020
by Dr. Evan "Bitches" McLovin August 22, 2007