Zeaked

Turnt up.
Faded.

I drank so much I'm zeaked.

He was so zeaked last night he passed out on the floor

by Ang.ie July 14, 2016

zeeked

a shitty ass haircut

yo ob, your bitchass just got zeeked

by johnny deeper July 12, 2006

Zeaket

A troll hunter on Madoran. The only one worth mentioning.

Packing an ego the size of Bumfuckt Egypt.

(Probably be bigger. I'm still mapping!)

Killing anything and everyone.
Skilled in the art of commas.
Grandmaster of smartassery.
Captain of yelling at fucklings in BG's.

Pet Peeves = Saying please, Bad spellers, retards in BG's. (this list is extensive listed top 3)

Zeaket's Current hobby? Fornicating Tirade.

by Tirade. March 11, 2010

Zeake

Zeake is a mystery man. Who knows what is going on in his life? He will keep to himself and may decline questions about his personal life. Ultimately, he can be nice.

Damn, zeake is such a mystery!

by Omgshakira April 4, 2019

Zeked

A Poker term describing when you lose in a hand of Poker after being ahead.

When the Dealer turned over the last card it gave my opponent a winning flush hand, which zeked my straight that was winning

by Peterj May 28, 2015

zeked out

The term for when one has accomplished the most ballin level of fucking cocaine awesomeness.

The term was invented by two pimp ass cocaine cowboys at a Midwestern college we won't name. Essentially the term is a hybrid of geeked up and zooted out.

I'm staying in tonight man. I got waaaay too zeked out last night.

Damn dude, I'm zeeeeekin' out of my FUCKING MIND man!!!

by mo'erfuckin hoss-ass nigguh November 13, 2010

Zeaker

Zz is a fit,young loving kind hearted person that's always sticks up for his gf,friends and himself. He is also a weirdo at times. And a zeaker is deng.

Zeakers gf: oh I love Zeaker he is so lovley

by Thelahan December 15, 2017