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zeeked
zeeked by johnny deeper July 12, 2006
Zeaket
A troll hunter on Madoran. The only one worth mentioning.
Packing an ego the size of Bumfuckt Egypt.
(Probably be bigger. I'm still mapping!)
Killing anything and everyone.
Skilled in the art of commas.
Grandmaster of smartassery.
Captain of yelling at fucklings in BG's.
Pet Peeves = Saying please, Bad spellers, retards in BG's. (this list is extensive listed top 3)
Packing an ego the size of Bumfuckt Egypt.
(Probably be bigger. I'm still mapping!)
Killing anything and everyone.
Skilled in the art of commas.
Grandmaster of smartassery.
Captain of yelling at fucklings in BG's.
Pet Peeves = Saying please, Bad spellers, retards in BG's. (this list is extensive listed top 3)
Zeake
Zeake is a mystery man. Who knows what is going on in his life? He will keep to himself and may decline questions about his personal life. Ultimately, he can be nice.
Zeake by Omgshakira April 4, 2019
zeked out
The term for when one has accomplished the most ballin level of fucking cocaine awesomeness.
The term was invented by two pimp ass cocaine cowboys at a Midwestern college we won't name. Essentially the term is a hybrid of geeked up and zooted out.
The term was invented by two pimp ass cocaine cowboys at a Midwestern college we won't name. Essentially the term is a hybrid of geeked up and zooted out.
I'm staying in tonight man. I got waaaay too zeked out last night.
Damn dude, I'm zeeeeekin' out of my FUCKING MIND man!!!
Damn dude, I'm zeeeeekin' out of my FUCKING MIND man!!!
zeked out by mo'erfuckin hoss-ass nigguh November 13, 2010
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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