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The definition of zemmen is a very sexy, hoe pulling man with a very big penis
Look at that guy hes sush a zemmen
zemmen by Themagican147 April 17, 2017
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Only the best person in the entire world!!!! Shes really an icon we don't deserve, anybody who sees her will be like DAMMNNNNNNNNN because she's that amazing.
Omg did you see that Zemme over there? DAMNNNNNNNNNN
Zemme by pandapuddles February 20, 2019
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Oh mylanta, you’re such a zemen🙄✋”
Zemen by Jusluvbloo June 2, 2021
Zementa has a very cringe personality. Her husband must look like zement otherwose she wont be able to love him. She has high stsndards when it comes to man. Her husbqnd also must be less intelligent than her otherwise she will feel dumb. Send your „lebensläufe“ on snap : zementaisoutpfyourleaguedonteventrytoimpressHer heheh
I will propose to Her.
No dont even try shes a Zementa
Zementa by Dollypop123 November 23, 2021
Simply it means to have HUGE hands. Hands of this particular size get a lot of attention and attract a whole variety of puns relating to big hands.
Damn did you see that guy's hands?

Who? Zermeno's?

Yea. Mother fucker must bang like 10 girls at the same time with those sausages.

Lucky Zermeno!

WORD!
zermeno by FUCK MAHS July 8, 2010

Zemmer Middle School 

This school is acactly like lapeer high school. Who knows how many people there are pregnant. The only thing that is carrying us on is the football team. Goodluck finding good people. A hall bathroom is the most popular dont use that bathroom if you want to pee.
Zemmer middle school staff always say "get out of the stall one person per stall."
Big ass dick lady's love him and his attitude, beautiful ass culy hair funny as shit and has stupid shoe game
Yo you need to start acting like zemen
zemen by 4002@2$29) April 4, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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