Zelan's usually have good figures,and are out going,they have good kissing abilities,
and are liked unless they do something out of character or become plain bitchs.
But will come out regreting what they did, and will try to make it better.
Zelans are very caring, loyal, and understanding. they think truthful and have hard time understanding life sometimes.
Zelans fall for any kind of guy. but once they fall inlove it will take months and months to fall out.
Zelan's are great fighters. They think quik and easly without worring. its hard to forget them.
zelans are very good friends, there someone that you can always count on to keep a secret for you.
and are liked unless they do something out of character or become plain bitchs.
But will come out regreting what they did, and will try to make it better.
Zelans are very caring, loyal, and understanding. they think truthful and have hard time understanding life sometimes.
Zelans fall for any kind of guy. but once they fall inlove it will take months and months to fall out.
Zelan's are great fighters. They think quik and easly without worring. its hard to forget them.
zelans are very good friends, there someone that you can always count on to keep a secret for you.
by zelan March 28, 2009
Get the zelan mug.Zelal's are known to be very pretty , clever , popular, funny and talented . People around her don't really like her because there jelouse of her talents and her beauty, she also has a great attitude and is very loyal and charming too those around her . Zelal's are also unique and are very socialising ... well many of them ;) they have a great sence of humour and always find a way to make others luagh . They also could get angry easily so if you treat her like shit then YOU BETTER RUN BITCH !! BECUASE YOU FINALLY REACHED HER INNER ANGER ... YOIR FAULT !!
Fake hoe 1 - " wow look at Zelal she's stealing my man !"
Fake hoe 2 - "You must have watched out R.I.P dawg "
Fake hoe 2 - "You must have watched out R.I.P dawg "
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For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
by little blue blob April 23, 2021
Get the New Zealand mug.Self proclaimed GOAT} P4P(pound for pound) not to be confused with G4P boxing 'champion' of the non-existent Underground Boxing Federation. Stars in his own YouTube series of videos where he spars with random people and then selectively edits the video and post it to YouTube as a win, even if he runs away. Most famous for sucker punching Floyd Mayweather Senior and cyber stalking Deontay Wilder until he allegedly threatened Wilder's daughter, at which time Wilder took him to school.
Unlike most internet tough guys he did have one professional fight, with a fighter with a 1-13 record, he lost due to disqualification for spitting his mouth guard out 3 times in 74 seconds.
Opinions vary if he is pulling an Andy Kauffman stunt, mentally ill or on drugs
Unlike most internet tough guys he did have one professional fight, with a fighter with a 1-13 record, he lost due to disqualification for spitting his mouth guard out 3 times in 74 seconds.
Opinions vary if he is pulling an Andy Kauffman stunt, mentally ill or on drugs
Random guy Who is that guy walking around a Las Vegas casino with a Toys r Us belt.
Other Guy That is Charlie Zelenoff he bought that belt for himself,.
Other Guy That is Charlie Zelenoff he bought that belt for himself,.
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“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
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You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
Man you wont believe what just happened to me. Some gay guy tried to rape me in the forest.. thankfully i got away with some free weed n bogies... goddamn zelazenhooch..
by db squirtin November 26, 2010
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