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Zelal
Zelal's are known to be very pretty , clever , popular, funny and talented . People around her don't really like her because there jelouse of her talents and her beauty, she also has a great attitude and is very loyal and charming too those around her . Zelal's are also unique and are very socialising ... well many of them ;) they have a great sence of humour and always find a way to make others luagh . They also could get angry easily so if you treat her like shit then YOU BETTER RUN BITCH !! BECUASE YOU FINALLY REACHED HER INNER ANGER ... YOIR FAULT !!
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Los Zetas
The Zetas, once the military wing of the Gulf Cartel, is now among one of the most violent groups in Mexico. The Zetas started out as an enforcer gang for the Gulf Cartel, taking their name from the radio code used for top-level officers in the Mexican army. Not only are they highly organized, but their use of brutality and shock tactics – petrol bombs, beheadings, and roadblocks – has led the United States Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) to describe them as perhaps “the most technologically advanced, sophisticated and violent of these paramilitary enforcement groups.”
Between the first of the year and mid-March, 2009, the Mexican criminal organization most commonly known as "Los Zetas" has been busy. Members of this group have been linked to a death threat delivered to the president of Guatemala, a grenade thrown into a bar in Pharr, the death of a high-ranking military general in Cancun, and a fair share of the organized crime-related deaths registered in Mexico.
Los Zetas by Dancing with Fire July 9, 2011
zelazenhooch
Although not the same in nature, the afforementioned word is indeed related to a gutty zelaz.
You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
Man you wont believe what just happened to me. Some gay guy tried to rape me in the forest.. thankfully i got away with some free weed n bogies... goddamn zelazenhooch..
zelazenhooch by db squirtin November 26, 2010
Zela
Zela by adlene.liver96 August 20, 2017
Zelal
Zelal’s are powerful and determined people they make there own rules and are born leaders . They aren’t afraid of anyone and will speak there thoughts out loud if it comes to an unfair situation ; they will win . Zelal’s are talented ,creative people they are fast learners and are good at anything if you doubt her she will prove you wrong they are dream chasers and stubborn people !! Zelal’s are also fast people they like to finish anything as soon as they set there mind on it they could be and look a bit lazy but don’t think that she can’t do anything ! They are usually attention seekers and like to be apart of something exiting and adventurous they usually end in does situations in life but they are up for it ! They are naturally crazy and sarcastic people they have a weird set of mind and act differently but they are mature in most situations or events well most of them haha . They don’t fail to impress others and have big achievements they have a great figure and usually are insecure of themselves but they are beautiful then what they think they are there own friends (: they could be a bit confusing but people around them are used to it and adore it !! And that’s what a Zelal is , it’s a unique name but it has many meanings to it and maybe many more (;
Person 1 - “ is that zelal I thought she wouldn’t come “
Person 2 - “ I am not surprised but I know that this party is gonna get wild “
Person 3- “ yup she bring the fun in here can’t wait “
Person 2 - “ I am not surprised but I know that this party is gonna get wild “
Person 3- “ yup she bring the fun in here can’t wait “
Zelal by SakuraKisses June 8, 2020
Zelsexual
Zelsexual by CanadianHater69420TR January 26, 2022
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