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Zelophobia 

An Extreme Fear Of Jealous Or Intense Emotion.
Elizabeth signed off myspace because she has Zelophobia and some girl was flirting with her boyfriend.
Zelophobia by Vandalised Love March 8, 2008

Zuckaphobia

A fear created by the Facebook marketplace when you see an item that is mildly-interesting to you, but you decide instead not to click on it out of fear of Facebook jamming your marketplace feed with a plethora of similar items for at least a week.
I clicked on an Oriental rug yesterday and now my marketplace feed is completely Zucked with rugs.

I saw a cool car on the marketplace yesterday, but I got Zuckaphobia and didn’t click on it.
Zuckaphobia by BeeAay October 26, 2019

zenaphobia

It's just he freaks out at chicks in armor, man. Total zenaphobia.

Zenphobia 

Disorder where one gets frustrated with the "let's be zen culture" and express negative emotion at the sight of zen Buddhist (often misrepresented) ideals , and attitudes that has spread all over the western culture.

May also include a strong reaction of disgust towards yoga doing, Lululemon wearing hipsters who think they act like they are all 'zen' and peaceful but in actuality they are just doing it cause all their friends are doing it. matter of fact, they hate it so they go and buy expensive sweatpants for motivation.
Guy1: ohhh dude why did that guy punch the girl with the yoga mat on the street for no reason at all.
Guy2: oh yea, he must have zenphobia
Guy1: oh she looks so zen passed out on the street
Guy 2 punches the Guy 1
Zenphobia by ANTH2010-ZENPHOBIA October 27, 2010

Zenophobia 

The inability to calmly reflect on bogus news.
'No, we don't pay the fuckin' EU £350M a week to regulate the curve of our bananas - so that is no reason to ruin our children's future by leaving the EU - calm down, now is not the time for tabloid induced zenophobia.'
Zenophobia by Cheese-Mogg September 19, 2021

zenophobia 

Zenophobia is a fear of suncream.
I am scared of suncream and therefore I have Zenophobia.
zenophobia by Alex Koban November 10, 2007