(Noun) Zee-ring: the ring of dry skin that accumulates at the base of the male genitals as a result of partaking in male on male anal sex with no lube. Usually caused by friction on the "givers" genitals rubbing on the internal portion of the "takers" anus. Occasionally the zehring can consist of both "giver" and "taker" dry skin matter. When this happens fecal matter is often present. Blistering is a common occurrence as well.
"I fucked this dude so hard in the butt last night, afterwards I noticed some zehring on my cock as he was crawling away."
A very interesting person. Will be very introverted in crowds and prefers his alone time but when it’s just a couple people, they are very sociable and funny to be around. Even if they don’t know it, they will make your day 100 times better.
A person stuck in the back seat of a 15 passenger van in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, and covering his ears with both hands, while 7 grown read all take turns reading Urban Dictionary terms for multiple hour long road trips.
The Zehring had no escape out of the 15 passenger van while attempting not to learn amazing terms from Urban Dictionary!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.