(Noun) Zee-ring: the ring of dry skin that accumulates at the base of the male genitals as a result of partaking in male on male anal sex with no lube. Usually caused by friction on the "givers" genitals rubbing on the internal portion of the "takers" anus. Occasionally the zehring can consist of both "giver" and "taker" dry skin matter. When this happens fecal matter is often present. Blistering is a common occurrence as well.
"I fucked this dude so hard in the buttlast night, afterwards I noticed some zehring on my cock as he was crawling away."
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