(Noun) Zee-ring: the ring of dry skin that accumulates at the base of the male genitals as a result of partaking in male on male anal sex with no lube. Usually caused by friction on the "givers" genitals rubbing on the internal portion of the "takers" anus. Occasionally the zehring can consist of both "giver" and "taker" dry skin matter. When this happens fecal matter is often present. Blistering is a common occurrence as well.
"I fucked this dude so hard in the butt last night, afterwards I noticed some zehring on my cock as he was crawling away."
by jay jay the master January 13, 2014
Zehr's are generally the most badass, artsy people you'll ever know. They look tough on the outside but are big softies on the inside. Zehr's generally like art such as drawing, painting, etc. They also like to do sporty things but are sometimes to lazy to want to actually do anything 😂 you'd be lucky to find a Zehr as a best friend or soul mate, they make you so happy, they're extremely funny, and loving!
by Shay Shay♡ March 30, 2019
The AWESOME drummer of The Click Five. Joey Zehr is also a designer, and his company is called LTL. Website: ltlbackspace.com He also designs the Click Five website!
by gaillovesclickfive June 11, 2008
Hey Man you look like a Zehringer
by TheBean000 November 22, 2021
A person stuck in the back seat of a 15 passenger van in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, and covering his ears with both hands, while 7 grown read all take turns reading Urban Dictionary terms for multiple hour long road trips.
The Zehring had no escape out of the 15 passenger van while attempting not to learn amazing terms from Urban Dictionary!
by ADCClass128 February 11, 2025