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(Noun) Zee-ring: the ring of dry skin that accumulates at the base of the male genitals as a result of partaking in male on male anal sex with no lube. Usually caused by friction on the "givers" genitals rubbing on the internal portion of the "takers" anus. Occasionally the zehring can consist of both "giver" and "taker" dry skin matter. When this happens fecal matter is often present. Blistering is a common occurrence as well.
"I fucked this dude so hard in the butt last night, afterwards I noticed some zehring on my cock as he was crawling away."
zehring by jay jay the master January 13, 2014
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The Zehring 

A person stuck in the back seat of a 15 passenger van in the fetal position, rocking back and forth, and covering his ears with both hands, while 7 grown read all take turns reading Urban Dictionary terms for multiple hour long road trips.
The Zehring had no escape out of the 15 passenger van while attempting not to learn amazing terms from Urban Dictionary!
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