(Noun) Zee-ring: the ring of dry skin that accumulates at the base of the male genitals as a result of partaking in male on male anal sex with no lube. Usually caused by friction on the "givers" genitals rubbing on the internal portion of the "takers" anus. Occasionally the zehring can consist of both "giver" and "taker" dry skin matter. When this happens fecal matter is often present. Blistering is a common occurrence as well.
"I fucked this dude so hard in the butt last night, afterwards I noticed some zehring on my cock as he was crawling away."
by jay jay the master January 13, 2014
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Zehr's are generally the most badass, artsy people you'll ever know. They look tough on the outside but are big softies on the inside. Zehr's generally like art such as drawing, painting, etc. They also like to do sporty things but are sometimes to lazy to want to actually do anything 😂 you'd be lucky to find a Zehr as a best friend or soul mate, they make you so happy, they're extremely funny, and loving!
Best Friend: Hey look! It's Zehr! *to Zehr* SUP BUDDY
Zehr: SUP BRO
by Shay Shay♡ March 30, 2019
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The AWESOME drummer of The Click Five. Joey Zehr is also a designer, and his company is called LTL. Website: ltlbackspace.com He also designs the Click Five website!
Ben Romans: I'm Joey Zehr. GRR.
*while Joey Zehr was eating a McDonald's sandwich*

....hehe. funny.
by gaillovesclickfive June 11, 2008
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