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New Zealand
A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
New Zealand by little blue blob April 23, 2021
schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant
An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019
New Zealand nut sack
When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
New Zealand nut sack by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013
zeedan
Such an attractive male that tends to be the role model/ alpha male, if you will. Great hair, tall, attractive facial structure and beautiful eyes. Absolute chick magnet. Kind and Great at everything he does. Extremely funny and smart. However, they can tend to be very unorganized and uncooperative.
zeedan by Chiropractor26281 February 10, 2021
new zealand safari
When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.
new zealand safari by BChewalski March 8, 2010
Zeeann
Korean based CMOS image sensor for surveillance and automotive applications, embedded ISP(Image Signal Processor) in a sensor chip, which is the first SoC type Full HD image sensor.