zaelan

zaelans are amazing. always fun to be around , goofy alot, tricksters too. you should always have a zaelan in your life. zaelans are sincere yet funny, always hoping to cheer you up.

person 1: hey look its zaelan he being goofy
person 2: hes always goofy

zaelan by sunshine . tiktok <3 September 17, 2020

New Zealand 

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.

Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.

New Zealand by little blue blob April 23, 2021

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019

New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.

Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.

New Zealand nut sack by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013

Zaela 

All Zaela's are loving, caring, sweet, and honest. At first they are shy but as time goes on they will open up and have a good laugh with you. They are always there for you and are great role models. They don't think that they are pretty but their as pretty as pretty can get, known for there big brown eyes, and dark curly hair (even though they don't like it most of the time curly). They are great at sports, and don't like to sit around and do nothing. They mean business.

You need a Zaela as a friend, especially in hard times.

Zaela by peanut0421 January 28, 2019

new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.

Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari

new zealand safari by BChewalski March 8, 2010

new zealand breakfast 

The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.

John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.

John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?

Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.

new zealand breakfast by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013