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New Zealand
A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
New Zealand by little blue blob April 23, 2021
schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant
An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019
New Zealand nut sack
When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
New Zealand nut sack by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013
new zealand safari
When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.
new zealand safari by BChewalski March 8, 2010
new zealand breakfast
The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.
John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.
John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?
Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.
John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?
Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.
new zealand breakfast by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013