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zerking off 

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn
Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”
zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020
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zeark • zark • zerk • Zarko • Zear • Zeak • zerkaa • Zarkia • zarking • zeard
It is a stupid boring math app that makes you have suicidal thoughts and want to hurt any math teacher in the world
Stella: why is your chromebook broken
Me: oh... I was doing Zearn and kinda smashed my chromebook on the desk,-_-,
zearn by Crusty Toes ,-_-, November 2, 2020
The bitch that started the intergalactic war for Voltron
Zarkon: I was an idiot so now I'm gonna start a war for Voltron because I'm an idiot
Zarkon by BitchyFandomTrashHeap01 January 9, 2018

Zarkavitch 

For someone incredibly bad at most anything they try
Bro I three stocked you with moo brawler, you’re literally a Zarkavitch
Zarkavitch by ZekeKillerCroc November 12, 2019
A man that will infact hack you. He will threaten you and watch you through your webcam.
Please Please Mate, Dont be a Zeak.
Zeak by MyLiver May 15, 2020
Zerkaa is a nickname given to an older male guardian like a daddy.
The little girl screamed for her dad, "ZERKAA GET UR ASS HERE MY DOLL HOUSE BROKE FAM"
zerkaa by TonaldDrump69 June 2, 2016
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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