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zeak is a gamer
zeak by notzeak August 24, 2021
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Zeak • Zeake • Zeaky • Zeaked • Zeaker • Zeaket • freaky zeaky
Short for Ezekiel, but he goes by Zeak because he is a nerd loser with no life.
That guy is a Zeak! Why does he have a sweat rag for playing Fortnite!!
Zeak by Hoagdhwhs January 18, 2022
Zeak takes yer bitch while yer incarcerated and won't let you talk to her on the phone or write letters or visit and smacks her and yer kids 'roun till yer out to kill 'em and go back to da pen so jody or da new Zeak can move in
Jody ain't shit cause Zeak's a motherfucker
Zeak by grasshopper February 11, 2004
A troll hunter on Madoran. The only one worth mentioning.

Packing an ego the size of Bumfuckt Egypt.

(Probably be bigger. I'm still mapping!)

Killing anything and everyone.
Skilled in the art of commas.
Grandmaster of smartassery.
Captain of yelling at fucklings in BG's.

Pet Peeves = Saying please, Bad spellers, retards in BG's. (this list is extensive listed top 3)
Zeaket's Current hobby? Fornicating Tirade.
Zeaket by Tirade. March 11, 2010
Zeake is a mystery man. Who knows what is going on in his life? He will keep to himself and may decline questions about his personal life. Ultimately, he can be nice.
Damn, zeake is such a mystery!
Zeake by Omgshakira April 4, 2019
I drank so much I'm zeaked.

He was so zeaked last night he passed out on the floor
Zeaked by Ang.ie July 14, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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