zapfing
zapfing by dontbah8tr February 26, 2009
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Zapping
When 2 men wearing only tube socks rub their feet on the carpet to create an electrical charge and then place the tips of their boners close enough to let the charge pass through.
Jodie and Reggie bought new tube socks and hosted a zapping party last night to celebrate the new shag carpet in their man cave.
Zapping by Buck Russell October 16, 2015
Zaping
Zaping by Jizzybeaver February 24, 2012
drone zapping
a problem you have when you have crossed the line and have become visible and a irritant for the government perhaps they want to get rid of you. The electrical shock or lazer burn administered by drone if amped up will make you bleed and your brain clog up like there are dead areas. You will want to die.
Drone zapping happens when the chem trails are going on then drones can watch you and if they like the aluminum in the residue of chem trails make it damn easy to zap you, a conductive for electronic surveillance They have followed me up and down the west cast , I can not get away from them. I am being zapped because I would not let someone take my land. We are all in trouble.
drone zapping by betty dead March 31, 2010
zapping
To zap someone means to write the word 'ZAP' on their hand. If you succeed in doing this without them stopping you, you therefore get to choose a phrase they have to say whenever they here their name.
Zapping Milk Fountain
The act of one person jacking off then waiting to they start to cum, hooking up jumper cables and receiving an electric shock that isn't enough to kill them and is more than enough to make the orgasm worth the pain.
"Do you remember Tanya?"
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."
"Yeah that bitch is crazy, but on the upside she gave me an awesome zapping milk fountain."
Zapping Milk Fountain by KappaTOOSTRUNG June 8, 2015
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