To make a
blog entry or post that is simultaneously mysterious and utterly mundane. It must be both melodramatic and vague, even though it's probably about something totally simple, such as a girl finding herself attracted to a
boy.
It should also be availible to the widest possible audience, in the hope that someone
will give a flying fuck.
Oh, woe is me, for I find myself in a
terrible situation. You can never know what it means, what it meant, to be there on that
day.
I miss you so much.