To make a blog entry or post that is simultaneously mysterious and utterly mundane. It must be both melodramatic and vague, even though it's probably about
something totally simple, such as a girl finding herself attracted to a boy.
It should also be availible to the widest possible audience, in the
hope that someone will give a flying
fuck.
Oh, woe is me, for I find myself in a
terrible situation. You can never know what it means, what it meant, to be there on that day.
I miss you so much.