phantom shit bandit

A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.

MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.

by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009

zapfing

(Verb) when a doulble headed dildo is inserted into the anus by two males at the same time

these 2 fags were zapfing it

by dontbah8tr February 26, 2009

Porcelain Stew

A huge dump that a flush was attempted but just puréed the massive dump into a paper and nut shit stew.

Gross some left a Porcelain Stew in the mens room again and it smells like it been cooking for days.

by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009

fenton

someone who thinks thier the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Lier, back stabber, asshole, dick head

he thinks he is a fenton. but he is a shit bag.

by dontbah8tr February 26, 2009