zapd

The act of being totally zapd. Zapping the shit out of oneself. Being on every single drug ever.

Dude I was totally zapd in first period yesterday.
Really how much did you do?
All of it.

by Zapgod6969 December 10, 2017

Zapdos

The most badass pokemon that ever lived. Is very hard to amuse.

Zapdos is one badass motherfucker.

by MunkumJ April 2, 2009

Zapdawg

Some run who gets alot of girls also known as a "playa"

That guy is such a Zapdawg

I heard his new album dropped... What a Zapdawg

I wish I was a Zapdawg...

by Tom11001 November 15, 2011

zapdosing

When you cum on a bitches tits and then hook up some jumper cables and cry out "You dont have enough gym badges to train me!"

Zapdosing Verb:When you cum on a bitches tits and then hook up some jumper cables and cry out "You dont have enough gym badges to train me!" That bitch got zapdosed ...you can tell by the static in her hair.

by jacnmehoff December 30, 2021

Zapdos

A very important large objective that can change the whole game.

Who don't show up for Zapdos? Report them!

by Lily Pig May 9, 2022

Zapdangle

to interrupt and cut off a less important story with a more important funnier one.

Katie was telling Brett about her afternoon with her three cats, when Tom mentioned that he got AIDS from a tranny named Gomey. Tom latter apologized to Katie for zapdangleing her story.

by Knew Neo March 23, 2009

Zapdos

a pedophile who wanted to date me even know I was only 16 fucking years old

"Zapdos went to prison and got raped!"

by Trashiram is Trash! May 5, 2018