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a word used to describe someone so hot it's being the point of daddy or zaddy. an absolute gem of a man, a zapa.
ant saw the finest zapa on his way to fourth period
zapa by theyluv_jj June 9, 2022
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Zapalese 

A highly misunderstood language whose proper pronunciation is guaranteed after several cocktails. Zapalese is characterized by heavy slurring, aggressive use of profanity and rapid fluctuations in volume.
Although Eric was really into the story he was telling, no one else at the bar could understand his Zapalese.
Zapalese by Shack96 July 18, 2006

Zapatista 

A member of a revolutionary group in Chiapas in southern Mexico, which fights against neo-liberalism and for self-determination by the local indigenous peoples. It has an armed wing, the EZLN, and a political wing, the FZLN.
The Zapatistas have become iconic in the anti-capitalist movement, especially through their enigmatic figurehead, Subcomandante Marcos, who wears a ski-mask and writes almost poetic works of theory/strategy.
1. Synonymous with "Rolling Dumpster Fire."

2. Incapable of not breaking things.
Jesus man, how much have you drank? You are a total Zapach right now.

Dude, everytime you come over you Zapach everywhere and fuck my shit up. How did you break my storm door?
Zapach by Bonica Densch July 7, 2019

Zapathetic

Zapathy is an apathetic condition that manifests itself in endless hours of aimlessly clicking on computer, smartphone or tablet, or the like. Being zapathetic is still no standard term, but may lay the foundation for a new terminology, in areas such as mental health, as we move towards an increasingly computerized society.
Linus has surfed the web for hours, seemingly aimlessly. He is zapathetic.
Zapathetic by lajdanbirran April 14, 2014

Zapato Surprise 

I'm so pissed off right now man.

Why?

Last night someone gave me a Zapato Surprise.

ooooooh shoot!
Zapato Surprise by Aniahlater March 18, 2011