Zapato 

Shoe

Spanish for shoe.

Zapato by Shoes am not zyxwvut! June 10, 2003

Zapato 

A sensual / sexual act where the giver lubes up their fingers and repeatedly slides them into the receiver's shoe between the tongue of the shoe and their foot until satisfaction is achieved.

"I gave her a good zapato when she got home last night"
"Her fingers feel so good when she does zapato on me"

Zapato by 45intheseaside August 11, 2012

Zapato Surprise 

The act of dropping a load in someones shoes.

I'm so pissed off right now man.

Why?

Last night someone gave me a Zapato Surprise.

ooooooh shoot!

Zapato Surprise by Aniahlater March 18, 2011

Zapatista 

A member of a revolutionary group in Chiapas in southern Mexico, which fights against neo-liberalism and for self-determination by the local indigenous peoples. It has an armed wing, the EZLN, and a political wing, the FZLN.

The Zapatistas have become iconic in the anti-capitalist movement, especially through their enigmatic figurehead, Subcomandante Marcos, who wears a ski-mask and writes almost poetic works of theory/strategy.

Zapatista by E Bryant Holman is a wanker July 2, 2004

Zapathetic

Zapathy is an apathetic condition that manifests itself in endless hours of aimlessly clicking on computer, smartphone or tablet, or the like. Being zapathetic is still no standard term, but may lay the foundation for a new terminology, in areas such as mental health, as we move towards an increasingly computerized society.

Linus has surfed the web for hours, seemingly aimlessly. He is zapathetic.

Zapathetic by lajdanbirran April 14, 2014

zapatos

Spanish word for "shoes"

If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos

zapatos by Allie Bronstein May 29, 2005

zapatona 

a social outcast , at the bottom of schools social pyramid. Normally found as kpop fans, otakus and gays. You may usually find them hanging out with the moms of the class on social events.

Damn what a virgin! That’s such a zapatona behavior.

*fails at P.E* What are you a Zapatona?

zapatona by stickersucks October 5, 2021