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Zapato by Shoes am not zyxwvut! June 10, 2003
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A sensual / sexual act where the giver lubes up their fingers and repeatedly slides them into the receiver's shoe between the tongue of the shoe and their foot until satisfaction is achieved.
"I gave her a good zapato when she got home last night"
"Her fingers feel so good when she does zapato on me"
Zapato by 45intheseaside August 11, 2012

Zapato Surprise 

The act of dropping a load in someones shoes.
I'm so pissed off right now man.

Why?

Last night someone gave me a Zapato Surprise.

ooooooh shoot!
Zapato Surprise by Aniahlater March 18, 2011

Zapatista 

A member of a revolutionary group in Chiapas in southern Mexico, which fights against neo-liberalism and for self-determination by the local indigenous peoples. It has an armed wing, the EZLN, and a political wing, the FZLN.
The Zapatistas have become iconic in the anti-capitalist movement, especially through their enigmatic figurehead, Subcomandante Marcos, who wears a ski-mask and writes almost poetic works of theory/strategy.

Zapathetic

Zapathy is an apathetic condition that manifests itself in endless hours of aimlessly clicking on computer, smartphone or tablet, or the like. Being zapathetic is still no standard term, but may lay the foundation for a new terminology, in areas such as mental health, as we move towards an increasingly computerized society.
Linus has surfed the web for hours, seemingly aimlessly. He is zapathetic.
Zapathetic by lajdanbirran April 14, 2014
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
zapatos by Allie Bronstein May 29, 2005

zapatona 

a social outcast , at the bottom of schools social pyramid. Normally found as kpop fans, otakus and gays. You may usually find them hanging out with the moms of the class on social events.
Damn what a virgin! That’s such a zapatona behavior.

*fails at P.E* What are you a Zapatona?
zapatona by stickersucks October 5, 2021
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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