Zambies

The Redneck form of zombie.

"Ma! Get the shotgun, the trailer park is full of zambies!"

Zambies by Outbreak95 January 23, 2012

Russian Propaganda Zombies 

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.

It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.

Russian Propaganda Zombies by O. W. Tongueincheek December 27, 2022

CoD: Zombies 

The reason to get Call Of Duty.

nah, too busy playing CoD: Zombies.

CoD: Zombies by gen1521 March 9, 2011

Sample Zombies 

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.

A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.

Sample Zombies by andiego July 17, 2012

Shit! Zombies!

An exclamation that you would say if zombies invaded your house.

-"dude, the zombies are coming!"
-"Shit! Zombies!"

Shit! Zombies! by adsswagger February 21, 2014

Plants Vs Zombies 

A game which can be played on the internet (mini version - 15 levels) or on a computer (full downloaded of CD version) and some iPods. The game is rather addictive, and the object of the game is to protect your house and ultimately your brains from the horde of undead trying to attack from your roof, front yard and back yard using plants. These plants include pea shooters of various forms, wallnuts (a nut that blocks the zombies), water lilies (for planting things on water), sunflowers (to provide sun so you can plant more plants) and mushrooms on night levels. There are also mini games such as Zombotany and Zombie Nimble Zombie Quick, and a Zen Garden where you can grow plant life to sell to Crazy Dave (the crazy neighbour/shopkeeper in the game) for money, which is used throughout the game to buy things for your Zen Garden or useful plant upgrades. May lead to cases of inzombia

Person: What are you playing?
Me: Plants vs Zombies
Person: Is it any good?
Me: Yeah, actually it's rather addictive

Plants Vs Zombies by selenetythecat March 11, 2010

Plants vs Zombies (PvZ)-Syndrome 

When playing the videogame "Plants vs Zombies" or its sequel. The PvZ-Syndrome can occur. It is the feeling you get, when completing a level and all of your Plants are placed symmetrically on your yard. It can be experienced by any kind of person and not just by individuals diagnosed with the mental illness "OCD".
People affected by this syndrome state, that you are happy when completing a level, but you are happier when it is symmetrical as well and you feel a slight disappointment in yourself when it isn't symmetrical

"You can only feel the true satisfaction of completing a level when everything is symmetrical. When I defeat the last zombie, I will even take the shovel and remove plants so that everything stays symmetric."
-Anonymous

My Plants vs Zombies (PvZ)-Syndrome is making me enjoy the game less.

Plants vs Zombies (PvZ)-Syndrome by FlipDesert August 22, 2021