1 a : having the faculties impaired by alcohol b : having a level of alcohol in the blood that exceeds a maximum prescribed by law <legally zarbised> 2 : dominated by an intense feeling <zarbised with rage>
He was Zarbised @ the Confetti Party He was Zarbised @ the Fratalina Wine Mixer
He gets Zarbised every fucking weekend!
You getting Zarbised tonight?
He's Zarbised, get the sharpie!
Similar in type to a cougar; a woman advancing in age who maintains an illusion of youth. Typically found with bleached blonde hair, surgically altered facial structure, and ill-suited/youth oriented clothing. Often found with dead-dead eyes focused only on material expressions of identity. Formed from the words "Barbie" (the doll) and Zombie (the living dead)
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.