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Zaloy is a salad from a distant planet called Wemefarina. It is often served in fancy Wemefarina restaurants and in the shape of a peacock egg. It can be be found in the tropical areas of this planet, but the only way to get it is to go to the native cannibals of this area and ask them for one. They might give it to you, but they are very protective of their Zaloy. Zaloy can be cherry flavored, pineapple, fish, booger, strawberry, and flesh.
Yum! This fresh bowl of Zaloy is quite exquisite!
zaloy by Kait and Catie April 29, 2005
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An activity in which one subjects themselves to two or more days of continuous drunkenness, sometimes lasting up to a week. Also, it is the Roman Alphabet spelling of "Запой", the Russian word for binge drinking.
One study found that among Russian men ages 25–54, about 10% had at least one episode of zapoy in the past year.
zapoy by vagabond686 April 28, 2010
Related Words
zaloy • zaley • zaloopa • zakoy • Zaldy • zaliyah • zalmy • Zalo • Zaloom • Zaloria
A friendly, caring individual with great hair, smile, and eyes. Zaley may tend to make bad decisions such as party, smoke, or choose bad people to hang with, but is always honest and has a pure heart. Zaley only wants the best for her friends and is always there to talk. If you have a Zaley, love them. Never let them go. Laugh with them, joke with them, cry with them. Just appreciate them.
-Zaley's my best friend
=Yo mine too
-No way!
Zaley by FancyFath December 10, 2019
That song is so Zaloom
Zaloom by C-dawg May 24, 2003
verb; to cavalierly dismiss someone that is harassing you.

Example: When a student at NYU demands that you give her as much attention as humanly possible as though you are not her professor, but her employee.
That chick at the bar last night just zaloomed my ass when I asked for her number.
zaloom by TooManyMeds January 7, 2012
Zalootos are very very rare type of people who are extremely creative as fuck , hard to mess with and are highly skilled in almost all types of stuff. And these are self recognised people , they usually get the word ‘zalooto’ and an idea to name themselves ‘zalooto’ in their mind automatically. These take some time to shine but when they show their charm , even sun gets jealous.
‘the people who discovered themselves to be zalootos are gonna rule the world’ as said in many holy books
Zalooto by A zalooto January 14, 2018
The epitome of awesomeness. Every girl wants a zaldy, every guy wants to be a zaldy. A zaldy isnt just sexy, but sexy is zaldy. Few people have ever achieved the state of zaldy.
Girl 1: I want a zaldy
Girl 2: Omg... me too!
*A zaldy walks in*
Girl 1: Wow..... a real life zaldy *faints*
Girl 2: He's so dreamy... *faints*
Random guy: I wish I was a zaldy....
Zaldy by 1AwesomePerson1 April 14, 2011
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