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To cool for school.
My outfit is so zalga today.
zalga by Groovy child May 20, 2021
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Probs quiet and writes poetry, but like totally awesome when you get to know her. Caring, friendly and needs a lot of wholesomeness in her life
Oh I’ve never talked to that girl, what’s she like?
Oh she’s a sweetheart, a total Zalfa.
Zalfa by _sample_text_ May 3, 2019
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zalga Zalgatoth zalgay Zala zaga zalan Zalgo Zagga Zalma zanga
A beautiful wonderful person who always brightens up your day. They can always make you smile and always have something positive to say. They are so adorable and cute and have the best things to say.
Zalzale is such a beautiful ray of sunshine.
zalzale by LucisPersonalHell April 21, 2017
One of the pretty smart and amazing being
Someone who at a glance seems like a dream
Zalak by Lucesa January 28, 2017
" Let's smoke some Zallad!"
" That's some sticky Zallad you have."
zallad by Fattz & Cheese September 8, 2007
Hey fattz, i had a long days work lets go smoke some zallad
Zallad by ZalleHead September 6, 2007

Zagabonding 

The act of labeling unscrupulous operations as "learning experiences" at the expense and detriment of the affected masses. The methods of Zagabonding vary widely however the most common method consists of stealing large sums of money from less fortunate uneducated individuals and labeling it as a "learning experience". Professional practitioners of Zagabonding, also known as Zagabonds, have been known to be incredibly proficient at the task, oftentimes making 6-7 figures in a month's time.

The action of Zagabonding is most often observed directly on the internet due to its facilitation in escaping punishment. Individuals who have partaken in Zagabonding often times later seek online approval and acceptance from the very communities and groups they had harmed and used as "learning experiences”. The methods which Zagabonds use in order to acquire this acceptance can vary from simply tweeting an apology, to trying to compensate the affected communities long after the lasting damage has been done. In some extreme cases Zagabonds may even try to utilize financially and emotionally invested individuals to build online groups that are made to act tribalistically supportive and defensive of the Zagabond; these groups will defend the Zagabond's past actions regardless of their unethicalness.
Guy 1: "Hey how come Jim still has so much support online?"

Guy 2: "It's because he's really good at Zagabonding. He's convinced everyone that his wrongdoings were just learning experiences."
Zagabonding by ChrisBallin August 14, 2022
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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