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Probs quiet and writes poetry, but like totally awesome when you get to know her. Caring, friendly and needs a lot of wholesomeness in her life
Oh I’ve never talked to that girl, what’s she like?
Oh she’s a sweetheart, a total Zalfa.
Zalfa by _sample_text_ May 3, 2019
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zalga • Zalgatoth • zalgay • Zala • zaga • zalan • Zalgo • Zagga • Zalma • zanga
A beautiful wonderful person who always brightens up your day. They can always make you smile and always have something positive to say. They are so adorable and cute and have the best things to say.
zalzale by LucisPersonalHell April 21, 2017
One of the pretty smart and amazing being
Someone who at a glance seems like a dream
Zalak by Lucesa January 28, 2017
" Let's smoke some Zallad!"
" That's some sticky Zallad you have."
zallad by Fattz & Cheese September 8, 2007
Hey fattz, i had a long days work lets go smoke some zallad
Zallad by ZalleHead September 6, 2007

Zagabonding 

The act of labeling unscrupulous operations as "learning experiences" at the expense and detriment of the affected masses. The methods of Zagabonding vary widely however the most common method consists of stealing large sums of money from less fortunate uneducated individuals and labeling it as a "learning experience". Professional practitioners of Zagabonding, also known as Zagabonds, have been known to be incredibly proficient at the task, oftentimes making 6-7 figures in a month's time.

The action of Zagabonding is most often observed directly on the internet due to its facilitation in escaping punishment. Individuals who have partaken in Zagabonding often times later seek online approval and acceptance from the very communities and groups they had harmed and used as "learning experiences”. The methods which Zagabonds use in order to acquire this acceptance can vary from simply tweeting an apology, to trying to compensate the affected communities long after the lasting damage has been done. In some extreme cases Zagabonds may even try to utilize financially and emotionally invested individuals to build online groups that are made to act tribalistically supportive and defensive of the Zagabond; these groups will defend the Zagabond's past actions regardless of their unethicalness.
Guy 1: "Hey how come Jim still has so much support online?"

Guy 2: "It's because he's really good at Zagabonding. He's convinced everyone that his wrongdoings were just learning experiences."
Zagabonding by ChrisBallin August 14, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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