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Zal
Zal
Positive traits: Extremely high intelligence, extremely observant and perceptive to details, possesses creative imagination, keen ability to focus and concentrate outside of exterior distractions, keen ability to understand and predict human behavior, extremely developed ability to make connections using seemingly unrelated data
Negative traits: Inability to empathize with others, disregard for authority, high level of stubbornness, narcissistic, inability to properly deal with emotions, inability to properly deal with boredom, ignorance of common sense and simple knowledge, tendency to overthink and/or overanalyze, inability to conform to social norms
Notes: Zal is not your typical hero; he's sexist, rude, racist, and selfish. Zal frequently shows off his cunning and biting wit and enjoys picking people apart and mocking their weaknesses.
Negative traits: Inability to empathize with others, disregard for authority, high level of stubbornness, narcissistic, inability to properly deal with emotions, inability to properly deal with boredom, ignorance of common sense and simple knowledge, tendency to overthink and/or overanalyze, inability to conform to social norms
Notes: Zal is not your typical hero; he's sexist, rude, racist, and selfish. Zal frequently shows off his cunning and biting wit and enjoys picking people apart and mocking their weaknesses.
Zal by WeAllKnowThatJerk April 13, 2014
Zal
1) a term used for a man with unusually high pectorals;
2) a man who takes significant pride in his sideburns;
3) a man who has had a full beard since the age of 11;
4) an indian man who has more hair on his ass than most people have on their heads
5) a man who dates lesbians
6) a sadistic man who abuses the lesbians in his life
7) a man who refers to himself as AWESOME! or HELLA SICK
8) a man who makes me watch 2girls1cup against my will and holds my head in place if i try to turn away (4/14/08)
9) douchebag (see above)
2) a man who takes significant pride in his sideburns;
3) a man who has had a full beard since the age of 11;
4) an indian man who has more hair on his ass than most people have on their heads
5) a man who dates lesbians
6) a sadistic man who abuses the lesbians in his life
7) a man who refers to himself as AWESOME! or HELLA SICK
8) a man who makes me watch 2girls1cup against my will and holds my head in place if i try to turn away (4/14/08)
9) douchebag (see above)
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