yumplestiltskin 

When something tastes so good it makes you want to steal a baby!

Mmm...that burrito looks Yumplestiltskin ...I'm gonna eat it all, and take your first born child.

yumplestiltskin by Very Concerned Friends May 24, 2017

humplestiltskin 

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.

Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...

humplestiltskin by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005

Rumplestiltskin 

A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.

to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,

the next I'll have the young queen's child.

Ha, glad am I that no one knew

that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.

Rumplestiltskin by Dizeezed September 15, 2005

Rumplestiltskin 

A method of consumption of beer. The "rumpler" takes a can of beer (unopened) and shakes it up extremely well. being very carbonated and hard, the can is then bashed on the head of the rumpler untill it breaks open. During this process the Rumpler(s) repeatedly chant "rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin". The rumpler then must shotgun the beer putting their mouth over the spot where the can broke. Rumplestiltskins can be very quick and easy but more likely then none, painful. Only the brave Rumple.

We were tired of just drinking normally so we decided to rumplestiltskin the rest of our brews.

Rumplestiltskin by deggerkegger July 9, 2009

Rumplestiltskin 

Thick patches of cellulite on and around the upper thigh region.

Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.

Doug: "Damn fool, check out that bitch in the red dress!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"

Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"

Rumplestiltskin by Dawn Heartsfelt September 22, 2009

Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop 

Expressing excitement - Tom Fletcher style.

Seriously, humans haven't invented a word that describes how I feel about this year and all the stuff we've got coming up for you guys...So I'll make one up...here goes... Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop.

Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop by MartyMcFly_X March 28, 2009

Rumplestiltskin 

When you roll the foreskin of the penis over the tip of a girls nose and blow white gold in her nostrils.

Shaun: Hey Troy did you hear about Peter?

Troy: What happened?
Shaun: He totally pulled a rumplestiltskin last night! Almost spun a golden sweater.

Rumplestiltskin by Garrett's Dong November 14, 2012