A low income area, surrounded by small hills that we all call mountains. Everyone wears SoCal shirts and vans, wishing we were just like "California People" but many have never seen the beach.
Everyone but the old folks thinks our town and the dead looking desert plants are ugly and just cant wait to leave.
If you live in this town, you know how many kids end up addicts and pregnant at 16. There is a huge amount of tacky people wearing pajamas at Wal-Mart, and a huge amount of people who just cant afford to leave but want the best for their kids.

Good kids hang out at the public park in the day with their friends, drug deals go on at night. But no one is in danger, just too bored. The only thing to get into is drugs and alcohol.
We are all more prideful about the neighboring city, Joshua Tree. We say, "no, yeah" when we mean yeah and "yeah, no" when we mean no.

Is it just me or is everyone in Joshua Tree higher income?
Oh no, yeah. They definitely are, and they avoid the meth-head areas (yucca valley).

Yucca Valley by Small-townGirl January 22, 2019

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yucca

The most delicious drink ever. You take a sealable bucket or large jar,(pickle?), and add one bag ice, 1/2 bag powdered sugar, 4 lemons & 4 limes (squeeze the juice into the mix and put the peels in also) then add 1/4 gallon vodka. Seal container and shake, the longer the better. Enjoy.

The yucca we made for the tailgate party was savage as fuck.

yucca by yuccalover November 4, 2006

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Yucca Valley

A hole in the earth's desert, where toothless people crawl out from under the rocks during Grubstakes parade or carnival. Oh and dont forget that they also love to come out during the fisrt week of the month, but ususally they just hang out at Wal-Mart. You can detect them though...they wear PJ's to town and sometimes you can catch the ring leaders wearing their slippers too.

Please do not tell me that you come from Yucca Valley, because I see that you have all your teeth.

Yucca Valley by DesertGirl May 17, 2008

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Yucca Monster

The fat, ugly, or otherwise just plain nasty bitches in and around the desert town of Yucca Valley, CA. Generally a US Marine term because of the USMC Base in 29 Palms, CA (next city over.) May also be known as Desert Yetti, but not quite as popular.

Squad Leader: Ok, did anyone get in trouble this weekend

LCPL Smith: I don't think so, but Jones did get wasted and fuck a Yucca Monster this weekend, haha.

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Yuccaloid

An indigenous humanly creature from the Yucca Valley, Ca habitat. Having a similar resemblance to those from The Hills Have Eyes. Uncivilized Parasites covered in face sores and track marks, whom plague the small town's streets, local movie theatre, and local Walmart with their unflattering appearance and ratchetness. One can easily be spotted sporting Toda Moda attire crawling out from under neath a rock at dusk.

High Desert Yucca Valley Joshua Tree Yuccaloid

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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