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Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.

"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack

youre mom gay, lol by The_nut_job May 6, 2018

your mom gay lol

this is the worst insult you can ever use against someone. this will end their career in one complete swipe.

Preacher: Make sure to-
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Preacher: dies

your mom gay lol by lil booty wipe January 3, 2018

your mom gay lol

your mom has big homo

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your mom gay lol by lilwasteyute May 19, 2018

your mom gay lol

Say that to a fucking normie. Trust me, they'll never get to mess up with you again.

Person 1: fuck off!
Person 2: your mom gay lol
Person 1: *cries in a corner* I should've never messed with him...

your mom gay lol by mayonnaise and saucedog May 24, 2018

your mom gay lol

The ultimate phrase used when you have been turned down and you really really need to get laid.

Person 1: Please please please fuck me...
Person 2: ew! No! You're disgusting.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: I take my words back, fuck me now!
Person 1: 😏

your mom gay lol by SoRandom69 February 22, 2018

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Your mom gay lol

If someone uses this insult you will get raped and die in your sleep if want to kill an enemy say your mom gay lol

Assholes: yo penis is small
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Assholes: gets raped and dies
Me: goes to jail for murder and rape

Your mom gay lol by Jacdabeast May 10, 2018

Your mom gay lol

This is the greatest comeback of all time. Nothing can out do this you will always fucking win an argument just by yelling out YOUR MOM GAY LOL

Bully: Give me your money you fucking wanker
Me: Your mom gay lol
Bully: commits deathpacito

Your mom gay lol by Yea Wot Mate September 10, 2019

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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

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Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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