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youre cut off 

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This is like saying fuck you to someone, or like telling them that you dont fuck with them anymore (you dont associate with them).

This phrase is best said when somebody is trying to explain themselves to you for doing something foul, but you literally cut them off in the middle of it by saying this.
You went and got her a big elephant even though I WAS THE ONE who found out she loves elephants and I was gonna buy her a small one for her birthday?? Thats foul, man... YOURE CUT OFF!!!
youre cut off by TheBx41 September 17, 2012
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cut off your electric 

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A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.
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Cut off your dick December

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If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

cut your cock off 

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Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.
cut your cock off by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life? 

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Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.
Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

cut your head off

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An insult used in New Zealand and Austraila. Apparently telling one to cut one's head off is a bigger shot to the balls than calling one a bugger.
American: Might as well cut your head off
Aussi: What did you just say ta me?
*Ameircan has his arse handed to him.*
cut your head off by Ja Jackson August 13, 2005

cut bacon off your back 

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1. a threat to a person during an altercation. 1. Made popular from an episode of the chappelle show (the spoof real world episode)
2. someone who is so fat, that you could make bacon out of his back rolls.
1.Keep talking and I'll cut some bacon off your back.
2. dude if you don't stop eating, I'll be able to cut cut bacon off your back.
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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