crit your son

to perform a critical attack on your son involves jumping and hitting sequence which does a lot of dmg (prob 7 hearts)

Elias lost his fathers credit card so his dad's friend said "Go crit your son as punishment"

by elias a bitch December 14, 2021

your son a bum

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

(Nonce A is getting loud)

Nonce B: your son a bum
Nonce A: ok, you’re fucked, cya in another life

by Nova da lad May 12, 2018

your son genderfluid

The only insult worse than ur dad lesbian

Carl-"ur dad lesbian"

Joe-"your son genderfluid"

Carl-*jumps of a bridge*

by Gayasnigga March 13, 2018

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

by Heywood Jablowmie August 3, 2004

HEY YOUR MY SON!

Originally created by Weirdo Nub while trying to sum up the story of Greek God Hercules.

Some would put HEY YOUR MY SON! In their bio or discord status to laugh at the joke.

by Polymnia March 14, 2022

you your daddy son

You the son of your dad

Or A type of form of talking bad about some one

Person 1: you ugly u smell like hot dogs

Person 2: I know you ain’t talking you your daddy son

by Diamond Israel March 27, 2021

your daughter/son/kids are adorable

What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.

As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"

by SmartestGirl February 24, 2009