Your Son

No I didn't want anything to happen to your son but I knew Jordan was reading it and I knew you all would be talking about it off camera but I also knew that if you read enough of it you would see that the case I am making isn't all that incoherent and yes I'm obviously being a glib asshole about it but you have to (on some level) see that even I shouldn't have to live like this or debase myself by aquiessing to your attempt to condition my release from a situation I described as hell.

Hym "And I've already threatened your kids. I can't undo that but then to try to translate that into me having to do everything thing I said I don't want to do to while simultaneously ignoring everything else I said is exactly why this isn't going well. So no I was not 'TRYING TO DO IT TO YOUR SON' Meg. This is what would have happened to him IN MY ABSENCE, Meg. What good are my family to me like this? I mean, shit! If you weren't going to do anything about it you could have at LEAST let ME out so I could do something about it myself."

Your Son by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat 

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat by Heywood Jablowmie August 3, 2004

your son a bum 

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

(Nonce A is getting loud)

Nonce B: your son a bum
Nonce A: ok, you’re fucked, cya in another life

your son a bum by Nova da lad May 12, 2018

your son genderfluid

The only insult worse than ur dad lesbian

Carl-"ur dad lesbian"

Joe-"your son genderfluid"

Carl-*jumps of a bridge*

your son genderfluid by Gayasnigga March 13, 2018

Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep

"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"

Your son is dead by MadelineiBv July 4, 2018

Your son get the b minus

It is when you must disown your kid, he is a disappointment to your family and your bloodline, he not even get the a++++++++++++, so trash man, disown him else your bloodline corrupted.

Person 1: My son so good, he got the b minus
Asian man: YOUR SON GET THE B MINUS????? so trash, disown him.

Your son get the b minus by Snaukball January 27, 2022

Your son is dead... 

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.

Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"

Your son is dead... by Hym Iam February 3, 2025