To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian repeatedly.
Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming
by wahausfhiahfs January 8, 2009
The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
by That ballin' kid January 10, 2007
My answer to everything.
Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?
by Violetownz January 18, 2008
guy 1: you're gay.
guy 2: your mom's gay.
guy 1: dude, that doesn't make sense.
guy 2: your mom doesn't make sense.
OHH BURNN!
guy 2: your mom's gay.
guy 1: dude, that doesn't make sense.
guy 2: your mom doesn't make sense.
OHH BURNN!
by chicken flavored rice May 16, 2008
(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.
Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.
Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!
by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012
When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.
1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"
2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"
2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."
by Derrick March 4, 2005
your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom
jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!
you : your mom
jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!
by your mom March 30, 2003