Yourmum

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Yourmum is fat

by fredrikaaah July 2, 2021

yourmum

A dorogative statement to do with boning someone parental.

I did YOURMUM last night.

by Big J October 21, 2003

yourmum

A useless insult used when losing an arguement (see: "can-you-get-out-of-my-library", and "schoolpolicy")

Max: "your gay"
Josh: "yourmum's gay"

by Josh March 13, 2003

yourmum

A word commonly used in brighton when describing a sexual act with the mother of the person the insult was directed at.

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a greeting when meeting friends.

i had your mum
love your mum; sucky sucky $5, love her long time
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all yourmum are belong to us.

by James Hodge September 29, 2004

yourmum

speaking of mums i boned jonny b's mum last nite it was great but her minge is as wide as a bucket, anyway ive got to shag a mum in russia so moscow

by Derek Mclellan May 12, 2003

yourmum

good fuck _b

<cohnsy> lant your mum eats too much

by cohnsy March 25, 2003

Yourmum

hi owen lolololoolllloloolololo dont say oof xdddddddddddddddd

yourmumgay

by hiowen June 11, 2018