open your balls

When an individual is asked to unzip his pants and bare just his balls to be tortured. It could be in a playful way, but then again... When is ball torture playful.

"Gaytard, open your balls"
"Yes my dear wife just do be gentil"

"Ok my darling" *whip cracks*

by TarzanBoy January 11, 2018

Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

by geodave September 7, 2013

busting your balls

Too give your friends a hard time. To make fun of or tease them for some reason in a friendly manner.

Dude don't take the joke so seriously, I was just busting your balls.

by ispillthingz March 3, 2017

Your Balls Are Beef

A phrase which implies that the subject is telling lies.

Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".

by Seanyo October 18, 2008

busting your balls

when someone is joking with you.

i am just busting your balls buddy, i really didnt fuck your girlfriend.

by FUCK U ? FUCK ME. April 24, 2006

Think with your balls

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future.

"What shall we do with all the orphans?"
"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."
"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."
"Well, you have to think with your balls."

by ninjamonkeydrummer October 16, 2011

drop your balls

means to man up and go for it. Get some pluck and smoke a joint, fuck a bitch, anything really.

Okay, Jake, you'll be fine. Why don't you drop your balls and go shit-and-run that house?

by CrazerDaiser595 November 23, 2010